Why didn’t we use Michele Boyd for this scene? – Emmett
I’m sorry I shot you in the face, Cooper…twice. – Emmett (See more of Cooper at http://www.cooperharris.net )
Dear April, I had a lot of fun playing “ghost hunters” the other night. Maybe you can discover some more ectoplasm later?
– John
Just Punishments #2: For crimes against art & humanity, Michael Bay should have to remake “Leprechaun” with Gary Coleman #
True Villains #2: Vlad the Impaler was known as “Vlad the Guy Who Stabs People Then Stops Halfway Through” before going pro. #
Ghost Hunters Brawl #3: Who would win in a fight? @DaveTango or @KarlPfeiffer. #
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Tip #197: When you say: “I don’t believe in fairies” a fairy dies. When that happens, fairies say: “Why didn’t we kill that jerk?” #
Tip #198: Clowns were created by Darwin, to eliminate the genes of anyone who’d let their kids around guys who looked like that. #
Tip #199: Tooth Fairy: The Rock flies, breaks [...]
Tip #192: If you survived Monday without killing anyone, or yourself, hang in there! There’s always next week. #
There’s still time to nominate Bumps in the Night for a Streamy Award for best comedy web series! http://bit.ly/89oEui #
Tip #193: Jack the Ripper would be more socially accepted if the hookers he killed were also [...]
Tip #187: “Up in the Air” proves that the most dogged movie monster isn’t Freddy or Jason, it’s Love. #
Tip #188: 2% of Cabot Cove, Maine’s population was murdered 1984-1996. If you get a “Murder, She Wrote” joke, you may be too old for Twitter #
Tip #189: Ghosts! Danger! Excitement! Those all could happen on [...]
Tip #184: Avatar: 250-500 million. A Computer Program That Makes Buff Smurfs For
Cameron to Masturbate To: Quite a Bit Less. #
Tip #185: Diddy’s paying for free NY subway rides. But beware: it might be: “Diddy’s Midnight Meat Train.” Happy New Year Eve! #
Tip #186: The attack of the 50 foot woman was preceded by an [...]