Hi there. I’m not really sure how to start this, honestly. You’ve seen me on the show. You kinda know what’s going to happen here.

So, yes. Ghost or No Ghost? That is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to believe in ridiculous gobbledegook, or to take up arms against a sea of ignorance, and in examining it, vanquish it –

Sorry. Got off track there. Ghost or No Ghost, one of my regular columns here, is going to be entirely reader-driven. You all send in what you imagine to be plaguing you spiritually, be it a ghost, demon, munchkin, psychic vampire ex-girlfriend, or what have you, and I will tell you if it is, in fact, a ghost or not a ghost.

These can be left as comments below, “Tweeted” to our Twitter account, e-mailed to bitntv@gmail.com, or sent via psychic projection, but I’ll wager that one of the first three will work best since they ACTUALLY EXIST.

But I’ll cut you a deal. You know how you get to the front of the line? Don’t just send an e-mail or twit – send me a Youtube video link. Show me what’s wrong in your life, or just tell me on camera. Use your webcam for something more useful than internet sex.

And because I am a stand-up guy, I will respond to you in kind. I’ll post a video, and begin the healing process.

Because I am here. For you. Lord knows I’m not getting paid, so why else am I sticking around?

You’ll also see me on here every now and then writing some other columns. Know Your Demons will delve into the scandalous history of the evil beings that Greg and Emmett name-drop every so often, and how they’ve sold out to the man. How We’re All Going to Die This Week will chronicle the various interesting ways that we, the human race, are all going to die.

Have a great week!