We were able to get an exclusive interview with Luigi, who told us all about he and his brother’s ghost-hunting career.

LUIGI:
“In the early years, we didn’t have too many verifiable experiences.”

TOAD:
“Umm… Maybe the ghost is in another castle.”

LUIGI:
“Our first compelling evidence came during the investigation into four spirits that were haunting a local Political Action Committee director.”

“In our experience, if you look a ghost straight in the eye, it can’t do anything to you.”

“…Yeah, no.”

We identified the malignant spirits, and actually caught them on camera. From left to right: Clyde, Inky, Blinky, Pinky

CLYDE:
“I’m adopted, right? Seriously, you guys can tell me.”

“We got rid of the ghosts, but I had to go into power-pellet detox for a month.”

LUIGI:
“Much has been said about our expedition to Skull Island with Josh Gates.”

“Expedia.com didn’t have service to Skull Island, so we had to charter a boat.”

LUIGI:
“The natives had built a giant wall to contain some kind of monster.”

LUIGI:
“And they kidnapped Peach to offer to the monster as a sacrifice.”

LUIGI:
“Ultimately, my brother was able to rescue her.”

LUIGI:
“Once, Mario even became a ghost to try to try to infiltrate the spirit world from the inside.”

MARIO:
“Lemme have a cranberry juice.”

“What, are you on your period?”

LUIGI:
“That didn’t really end well for anyone.”

LUIGI:
“Some of our lighter moments? Once, Mario thought he saw the ghost of Bobby Ewing.”

LUIGI:
“But it turned out to be just a dream.”

LUIGI:
“Also, this doesn’t really have anything to do with ghost hunting, but there is a weird dude running around impersonating me. If you see him, please alert your local authorities.”